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PostSubject: canadian jokes/ random other stuff   canadian jokes/ random other stuff I_icon_minitimeThu May 14, 2009 3:56 am

Canadian Jokes - i know chris will love these!

A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."


An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."



What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste.

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.
The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed a few last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."
The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."

you’re a canadian redneck if.......
You paint your car with house paint.
Your dog goes "oink!"
You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You judge drive time solely by the number of beers you need to take.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
You own a homemade fur coat.
You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.

btw, does anyone know how to post pictures??? i got a ton of funny stuff to put up here... scratch

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PostSubject: Re: canadian jokes/ random other stuff   canadian jokes/ random other stuff I_icon_minitimeThu May 14, 2009 6:46 am

to post an image go:

canadian jokes/ random other stuff Type in the image URL here

if you're getting the image directly from you're computer, then you'll need to upload it, with websites like

http://www.imagecross.com/

http://imageshack.us/

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/

its not too hard Smile

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PostSubject: Re: canadian jokes/ random other stuff   canadian jokes/ random other stuff I_icon_minitimeThu May 14, 2009 6:51 am

thanks man, will post some more tomorrow. canadian pictures!

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PostSubject: Re: canadian jokes/ random other stuff   canadian jokes/ random other stuff I_icon_minitimeThu May 14, 2009 6:52 am

Cool Very Happy look forward to it

and i guess you have the time, right? lol!

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PostSubject: Re: canadian jokes/ random other stuff   canadian jokes/ random other stuff I_icon_minitimeThu May 14, 2009 11:34 pm

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PostSubject: Re: canadian jokes/ random other stuff   canadian jokes/ random other stuff I_icon_minitimeFri May 15, 2009 1:32 am

lmao, nice one

2nd pic my fave xD

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PostSubject: Re: canadian jokes/ random other stuff   canadian jokes/ random other stuff I_icon_minitimeFri May 15, 2009 1:41 am

here's some more, not to do with canada, well, a few...

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did you press select all and then generate image codes or something like that? coz that's what i did and it worked fine. maybe it's coz they are flash images?

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ld they have to end with .jpg those files have something after them...
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nice grandma kick....totaly owned!!!!!

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