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PostSubject: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeSun May 17, 2009 7:29 pm

All jokes r welcome! lol!
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PostSubject: mexican joke   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeSun May 17, 2009 7:35 pm

here's a mexican joke:

there are 3 people on a boat on the ocean, an American, Mexican and Russian.

The Russian takes out a bottle of vodka and tosses it into the ocean,

the other two say "what was that for?!"

The russian replies, "i have a plenty back home."

Then the mexican takes out a stick of weed and tosses it over the boat.

the other two say, "why'd you do that?"

the mexican says he has plenty back home."

then the American tosses the mexican over.

the russian says "why'd you do that?!"

The American says, "why i have plenty back home!"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeSun May 17, 2009 7:48 pm

i heard a joke very similar except it was like



there are 3 people on a boat on the ocean, an American, Mexican and a Frenchman.

The Frenchman takes out a bottle of wine, drinks half of it and tosses it into the ocean,

the other two say "what was that for?!"

The Frenchman replies, "wine, it runs like rivers in my country."

Then the mexican takes out a bottle of tequila, drinks half of it and tosses it over the side.

the other two say, "why'd you do that?"

the mexican says "Tequila, it runs like rivers in my country."

Then the American takes out a Beer and drinks the whole thing, then throws the mexican overboard

the Frenchman says "Why'd you do that?!?!?!"

The American says, "Mexicans, they run like rivers in my country!"

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeMon May 18, 2009 3:44 pm

that ones good to. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeTue May 19, 2009 5:28 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeTue May 19, 2009 8:47 pm

some of my favorite comics.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeTue May 19, 2009 8:51 pm

hahaha they're great! i like the snowman inspiration one

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeWed May 20, 2009 4:20 pm

as a day goes by one must have a good laugh! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeWed May 20, 2009 4:24 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeWed May 20, 2009 5:28 pm

this guy is good!


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeThu May 21, 2009 2:40 am

that was amazing! what a genius! hilarious! jocolor

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeThu May 21, 2009 5:50 pm

ventriloquists = awesome!

David Strassman...going to see the show of him tonight, should be good Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeFri May 22, 2009 1:48 pm

hope its good

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes R Us   Jokes R Us I_icon_minitimeTue May 26, 2009 3:33 pm

here is some more. Achmed the Dead Terrorist


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